Meet one of our "boys" - Brian (actually his name is correctly spelled Brivolbn7q, named after Brian Regan).
Generally speaking, Brian is mild mannered and thoughtful. However, ever since we moved in with our friends Keith and Jen, he has been acting a little strange... especially since he met Pablo.
Over time, Brian has become jealous of Pablo because of his orange cape and dashingly good looks.
Driven close to insanity by Pablo's charm, Brian plots how he can use his unsurpassed intellect to display his superiority.
Now, it is true that Brian is quite smart and well read...
... and though Pablo also reads, it is a very different genre.
However, Pablo is superior in other ways, as he possesses super powers.
It is thought that his cape gives him his ability to fly, though his form seems rather unorthodox and perhaps not too aerodynamic.
Pablo also has some less notable qualities and is every once in a while found gorging himself in the candy jar.
Though Brian may not be doing much better on this point.
In the end, they decided they must put their rivalry to rest once and for all by seeing who truly is the best. At first they tried to prove their superiority through board and card games.
However, Pablo was found to be less than trustworthy.
Brian felt he needed to confront such behavior, but attempts have failed to date, as Pablo can't read.
And so they have battled day and night...
battled to see who is the better cook
battled with music
and battled with video games (though this was difficult as neither wanted the pink wii controller)
taking breaks of course for girl scout cookies
They even had a battle of wits to the death (though no one died as their iocane powder may have been secretly swapped with sugar).
As Pablo and Brian are generally evenly matched, there has not been a clear winner from these endeavors. One thing is clear however... Pablo and Brian are united in their feelings that there is yet a greater enemy in the house who daily threatens their safety.
